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Internet got cut on Saturday, although it was most likely Sunday. You know, when days switch at that special time. Because I forgot to pay it. And I usually pay the internet via the internet, which was quite impossible at the time! But then I went somewhere Monday morning and interneted! Then some internet, and I rang the internet with the telephone because I wasn't sure when the internet was going to come back and be the internet, "TOMORROW PROBABLY". But then several tomorrow's passed, and now it's Thursday which isn't Monday's tomorrow at all. I'm not sure which tomorrow will be the right one, so now I'm somewhere else again.
But Monday afternoon! There was a box! A BIG BOX. IT WAS SO BIG! The courier guy made grunting noises.
It was from Temari!
Even the mighty DINKEY KANG is dwarfed by its vast size...ness!
Oh no Dunkey Keng what are you doing.
OH MY! (From left to right to left to right again);
- A bottle of space age Central Park green M&M's! I tried taking a swig, but they all got jammed in the bottles' neck, so I stuck my finger in there and a heap of them swarmed!
- An unbelievably accurate/cute (AWWW) scale model of the statue of liberty (with a chocolate bag, just like the real one!)
- Greatest thing ever. :M&Mgonk:
- I sure hope this is meant to be a back scratcher, though he has kind of like a GONNA RIP YOOO SKIN OFFFF look! Which is awesome!
- A nice letter from customs saying they opened the box, :M&Mgonk: probably scared the shit out of them.
- Tea towel! Smokin' hot? HE'S MELTING! Deliciously meeeelttiiiing!
- TY dog that can go online and play and things and! Currently guarding the computer. ='D
- CARD-O (probably should have scanned the front too!)
I ;_;'d, but it was a ^_^ type of ;_;'ing! So I guess it probably looked a bit like ^_; which would shatter mirrors. Smile? Laugh? This has made my forever, SO TOUCHED. Dubble, Dullenplain, Sprout, Temari - holy fucking shit. <3 Thanks so much!
See you tomorrow maybe unless it's not the right tomorrow again!
I will ponder the matching game some more tonight. I WILL GUESS WHO: GFF EDITION.
Hi! I've sort of been gone, and will continue to be sort of gone! Except more gone than sort of. I just thought I'd let you know in case you wake up one morning in the year seventythousandmillion and ask where's Poochie. Mostly due to [LOTSOFDRAMAGOESHEREI'LLSAVEYOUSOMETIME] Should I remove my avatar or what, I'm not sure what the standard procedure is here. But it's only like a sort of leaving thing, so maybe I should only half remove it. Or grey it out. And put BLOOD in the eyes and quote a poem in my sig. That'd be so sweet and deep and shit.
Oh yeah the garage was broken into the other day, nothing was taken because there's nothing worth taking in there to begin with. Seems like they desperately tried to find something, anything, but failed. Who breaks into a fucking garage? But still, I had to beef up the security system.
D3 HAS FINALLY DONE IT. THIS WILL NEVER BE SURPASSED. Touch screen garbage truck controls and everything. Simple, more like Simply, Series, more like Awesome. Simply Awesome vol. 46. Seems you play as a convict or something doing community service. This art is also the best thing ever.
The guys face made me think of Brock.
Currently Playing: Daytona USA - Let's Go Away (Advertise Theme)
This is probably : oldnewsontheinternet : to some of you, but I just discovered Game Center CX. On the internet. It's a show about a fictional company run by an 8-bit king (or something) who demands Shinya Arino (the main guy) play some of the most difficult games made. It's been going since 2003 apparently, and so far the first season has been subbed along with a few specials. They're currently up to season nine in Japan, and there's even a DS game by Namco with parodies of their classic arcade games.
It's not like Angry Video Game Nerd/thethousandsofangryclones, he doesn't just rip into the games. He's given a day to complete the challenges, and the poor bastard usually isn't that good at the games. But he's really amusing in a weird way. He also talks to the original developers behind the games which is cool.
I've always been pretty curious about pachinko. Wait, no. Not really that curious. Sort of like half an eyebrow raise, so that people will look at my face and think I've had a stroke. I mean, I love pinball, and everyone and everything seems to call pachinko a cross between pinball and slot machines. But whenever I've checked out photos or whatever... it's just balls falling down pegs, where are the FLIPPERS. WHERE ARE THE THINGS.
I recently downloaded MAME again after four years or something, was confused to see it has a 1930's DOS layout now but hey. Grabbed some Teddy Boy Blues and Space Harrier, but while I was in the SSSSSSSS section, I saw SEXY.
"I am a sea slug, buuuurrrrrr, hahaha!"
"Pssst, I have hamsters hidden under here, hahaha!"
"I also have back problems, hahaha!"
"Phew, by making sure I hit this ball, I've saved the world from nukin-... fuck!"
"MY HAIR IS VERY SWEATY TODAY"
"I can smell this drink"
"Would you like to smell this drink?"
SEXY REACTION PACHINKO
So sure, why not. I don't think I'll be walking over to Japan to check out the LIES of cross pinball action, so a very professional video game version of it will do!
First off you choose one of those three girls, I'll go with this thing.
Brief story... or something. Official translation.
The whole object of this is to win enough balls to force the girls to dress up in junk they don't want to. It's very awkward. Very sexy!!! Today!!!
The top part is how many balls you have. Impressive. The bottom is the SAMMY BRAND launcher.
Look at all this action. So you can tilt the launcher around, to shoot the balls to the left or right. Or middle. Or. Most of them simply just fall through the pegs and become lost souls.
I'M ALREADY BEATING BOWSER.
Yay! Tits! Getting the balls to land in the fancy red Tamagotchi things causes the slot machine part to be a slot machine.
This is supposed to be FEVER GO, I was just mashing the screenshot key because everything was making loud noises all the time! What the hell is FEVER GO? Something I'll need to see Dr. Mario for?
Okay, so it seems my balls now have the power to make the background explode if they roll down certain parts. That is fantastic, explosions make everything better!
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU'RE BLOCKING THE EXPLOSIONS.
I think I won the everything?
"I am going to audition for the next X-Men movie"
"NO, DON'T LISTEN TO MY PLANS. I WILL HIT YOU WITH MY POPEYE ARM"
Well that wasn't a very sexy reaction.
But then she's all happy to show me her retarded new costume! Yay! Let's have pudding and puppy dogs! ^_^
New costume, wow! The things you can find at the dump these days.
Wait, this machine layout is the same, except for a different coloured background. It could pass as a Street Fighter sequel for sure.
Oh boy oh boy, will I match three up?! You don't even get to stop the bits yourself, all automatic. Ultimate interaction.
But then I did! =D
FEVER GO! CHILL! ROTATE THE PILLS!
Robotnik's down, time to run around Green Hill Zone.
IT IS NOT SAFE FOR THE WORK:
"When I go for X-Men, I'm going to suggest my power will be about ham"
"Yes yes, my character eats ham all day. That's her power, she never gets tired of ham! It'll be awesome and worthy of an oscar like Grand Theft Aut-"
"NOOOOOO I SOMEHOW LEFT THE CURTAIN OPEN AGAIN, PART OF MY FINGER IS ATTACHED TO THIS RED THING"
She doesn't look happy, it must really have that classic dump smell to it.
Uh, alrighty then!
MUST FURIOUSLY LAUNCH BALLS LIKE A SHOOTING GAME.
Wuh oh, down to ten within a second or two! No success!
You can keep spamming the ball launcher when all this rubbish is going on, must... destroy... core.
But I don't have any balls left.
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS LEFT!
BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS LEFT! "Oh!"
A tire falls on her head for being so thick.
Fuck pachinko. >=(
Currently Playing: Alabaster - Someday the dream will end