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Apr 7, 2009 - 05:53 PM
MSPAINT TIME! Catbus goes to the moon! =D


So I was on /a/ and a thread about the catbus came about. I asked why the pictured catbus had bushbaby eyes and stuck around for responses. A bit later one of them gave me a wonderful idea.

Hop on board the catbus little /a/


I had stopped at a good place but had planned for more. Just in case, I screencapped the last thread, posted that, and after doing so continued where I left off in a new thread.

Catbus goes to the moon continued

Currently Playing: with feline transportation!

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Mar 30, 2009 - 10:37 AM
CaUTiOn! ThiS SOng iS SUng By
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Mar 28, 2009 - 02:13 PM
This is Rachel's face.
Just me fucking around in MSPaint on 4chan again.

http://www.thegond.com/html/thisisrachelsface.html

Justin's reactions were worth it. =)


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Mar 26, 2009 - 03:01 PM
cat tower
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Mar 21, 2009 - 11:22 AM
Screw in a lightbulb, pat the dog, act surprised
A couple of weeks ago a coworker told me about this hilarious maneuver but I'd forgotten everything but "screw in a lightbulb". To google and I find this lovely entry~

Quote:
Bollywood Dancing for Dummies

I had the opportunity to attend the wedding reception of one of my good friends this evening. The reception was an Indian wedding reception (in no small part due to the fact that the groom was of Indian descent).

I seems that the reception was a somewhat lavish affair with decorations that made me feel as though I had wandered onto the set of a Bollywood film. The bride wore a dress that looked like it weighed 20 kilos (and apparently felt like 20kg according to the much bemused bride who had to resort to Nurofen among other things to endure the extra body weight).

The weight was in no small part due to the countless beads sparkling in every colour of the rainbow stitched to every last piece of fabric real-estate. It was an impressive creation. I didn’t envy the bride not only having to wear it all night, but dance in it (made all the more precarious because the length of the dress would surely have contravened occupational health and safety length requirements).

An entree was served….that was practically the size of a main course - complete with tandoori chicken, samosas and some mystery deep fried substance that I think might well have been tofu. We were all wondering how on earth we’d fit in main course until it was announced that there was to be dancing between entree and main course.

I was initially alarmed at the thought of having to venture forth onto the dance floor. Like any self respecting Aussie bloke who wasn’t already two or three stubbies to the wind I stayed and minded the handbags with the other blokes at the table. I’ve never quite understood why it is that at the mere hint of a dance, the ladies are clambering for the dance floor.

Before long the Bollywood DJ (wearing a track suit top that said “Mutha Funkin Punjabi”) was pumping out tunes that were definitely not out of place with the surroundings. There was no stopping the tsunami of saris that flowed out onto the dance floor. Very soon the clashes of very bright and beaded colours were gyrating in time to the rather addictive beats.

One-by-one the stoic gents firmly seated, arms crossed at the table, were summonsed to the dance floor by a beckoning finger and a stern “if you don’t get your arse out here now there will be no booty call later” look from their respective partners.

There comes a critical mass where when there are only one or two blokes left at the table that it starts to become awkward and you’re looking like either a Nigel No-Friends or a stick in the mud spoil-sport.

Weighing up the options, I caved. I stood up and waved farewell to the remaining stragglers at the table (who lifted their stubbies in solidarity for another comrade who’d fallen prisoner to the cacophony of sound and colour that would have put Lloyd Webber to shame) and moved towards the hypnotically gyrating throng that could easily pass for an acid trip.

Arriving on the dance floor and mingling, I was immediately aghast. Not only do I not know how to dance (aside from the stock standard “lawn mower”, “walk the dog”, “do-the-shopping” and the infamous “sprinkler”), but I have not the foggiest how to Bollywood dance.

Suddenly I simultaneously felt like a deer in the headlights and that I was experiencing that dream where you stand up to present to your class only to discover you’re naked (cue the violins from the Psycho shower scene). Luckily, whilst it felt like it was an eternity, a few seconds later my attention was caught by a friend who was madly gesticulating to me.

I explained my consternation about not being able to dance let alone Bollywood dance to her. She smiled and gestured for me to lean in….

“It’s easy”, she said. “All you’ve got to know to be able to Bollywood dance is how to screw in a light bulb whilst patting a dog and then act surprised”.

I looked at her as though someone had slipped her something in her entree samosa.

“Let me explain”, she went on. “First of all, put one of your arms up in the air and pretend you’re screwing in a light bulb. While you are doing that, imagine you have a dog by your side who you are patting. That’s the first move you need to master. Secondly, after you’ve done that for a bit, throw your arms up in the air in an ‘oh wow’ kind of appearance and gyrate like that for a bit…and that’s it, that’s Bollywood dancing!”

I was dubious at her explanation until she did a quick demonstration. I looked around at the people nearby. Lo and behold she was right. I immediately saw a mass of multicoloured people screwing in light bulbs and patting their dogs, and then doing a camp cabaret interpretation of Edvard Munch’s ‘The Scream’.

It was hysterical. After a few side splitting minutes of raucous laughter, I felt no qualms at joining in. I actually felt I wasn’t a complete idiot….at least not more of an idiot than any of the people around me.

In the end I think I might actually have enjoyed it (but I’ll deny it to anyone who asks). So the next time you hear that Bollywood beat strike up (rinka tinka tinka tink tinka, rinka tinka tinka tinka tinka) remember these three easy actions….screw in the light bulb, pat the dog, act surprised. Bollywood is your oyster you mutha funkin Punjabi!.
this dancing pro


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Mar 20, 2009 - 09:47 PM
I am disturbed
I cannot find Paula Deen fanfiction. Seriously. Internet, this is wrong! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Please?


i think i'm gonna cry


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Mar 6, 2009 - 05:01 PM
I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!
Response to: eye surgery due to chz by FatsDomino

Hey y'all. It's a bi difficult to concentrate on reading to type this up but LASIK MISSION SUCCESS!

It was very strange but for the most part pretty painless. There's a part where they lift up your cornea a bit with a little suction thingy and it kind of makes you go blind. That was probably the worst part because of how odd having your eyes open but well uh not functioning properly would be like.

Yeah, besides the burning smell that i learned to breat into my mouth to ignore the actual laser bit wasn't really that bad. And the metal tong things that hold your eyes in you'll barely notice.

After the surgery I experienced a lot of tearing and slight burning but it really wasn't hat bad and if I closed my eyes it was pretty fine. Neat thing is you can see decently enough right after they've patched you up and send you on your way. It's not perfect by any means but being able to actually see that well without any aid from glasses and contact lenses is just something amazing for someone who has had to wear them his entire life.

So how have you been today, GFF. I thought about you~

time to go put in some more eye drops HOOOO

Currently Playing: NOT WITH MY EYEBALLS DO NOT TOUCH THEM OH GOD

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Mar 5, 2009 - 10:54 PM
eye surgery due to chz
(11:08:47 PM) AcerBanditGFF: this is pretty fucking sweet dude
(11:08:54 PM) chz16: hel yea ^5
(11:09:04 PM) AcerBanditGFF: ^^^^^^^^^5
(11:09:14 PM) chz16: jesus that is a high goddamn high five
(11:09:17 PM) chz16: let me get a ladder
(11:10:31 PM) AcerBanditGFF: better get stilts on moon boots b/c where we're going we're gonna need skin grafts after this highest of fives
(11:12:29 PM) chz16: getting genetic therapy to grow a third arm especially trained to withstand the until now unheard of levels of awesome to be exuded by the highest of fives
(11:13:16 PM) AcerBanditGFF: we're going to need at least 26 babies to grow that sucker
(11:14:38 PM) chz16: we'll definitely have enough time to during the construction of the necessary scaffolding project which will dwarf all previous human endeavors combined
(11:16:19 PM) AcerBanditGFF: we'll have to hold the world hostage a couple times with a moon-mounted super laser to get the correct funding
(11:18:43 PM) chz16: the earth will shake and tremble, not out of fear but because of the enormous force of the shockwave sent across the space-duuuuuuuude continuum
(11:20:52 PM) AcerBanditGFF: some alien on the opposite side of the universe will be chilling in his space hammock catching space z's and wake up and be all what the fuck was that i just took a space shit in my space pants
(11:22:11 PM) chz16: i can see the leading story on snn (space news network): "intergalactic poop wave embarrasses planetary systems and makes business lunches awkward for many"
(11:24:38 PM) AcerBanditGFF: even the strings shit themselves
(11:25:06 PM) AcerBanditGFF: they shit more string
(11:25:48 PM) chz16: and thus a new universe is born
(11:25:54 PM) chz16: a new, very smelly universe
(11:25:57 PM) chz16: so very smelly
(11:26:22 PM) AcerBanditGFF: it is a terrible frightening world where fanfiction becomes realitiy
(11:31:13 PM) AcerBanditGFF: but thankfully string theory is a sham
(11:31:16 PM) AcerBanditGFF: crisis averted
(11:32:15 PM) chz16: thank god science is a myth
(11:32:40 PM) AcerBanditGFF: it is our elusive big foot


Oh yeah, I'm getting LASIK tomorrow so I'll probably be out the next few days if I'm unable to use a computer and I'm told this will likely be the case. Wish me luck! =D

Currently Playing: WITH LASERS


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Feb 18, 2009 - 07:08 PM
WHO WANTS TO PLAY SNAKES AND LADDERS?!
ONLY THREE POSITIONS LEFT!

Holy crap hours and hours of work but it is beautiful. MSPaint and Photoshop FTW! <3~

http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/pl...s-ladders.html


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