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Feb 4, 2009 - 01:33 AM |
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Bitch is a bitch |
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So I was talking to my buddy on an Instant Messenger yesterday. However, his typing speed seemed a little faster than normal, and his general attitude didn’t seem…right.
Maxx Biggs: Hey (friend A).
Friend A: hey buddie
Maxx Biggs: What's going on?
Friend A: oh nothing much
Friend A: you?
Maxx Biggs: Nothing much going on here. What are you up to, dudester?
Friend A: i am playing games
Maxx Biggs: So, am I still getting payment on Friday? =D
Friend A: no
Friend A: ha ha yes
Maxx Biggs: Oh really?
Maxx Biggs: Know how much you owe me?
Friend A: ummmm 107ish
Maxx Biggs: Hahah, okay.
Maxx Biggs: I should be studying, but I'm filling out a little note on facebook. Taking foreeever.
Friend A: oh how fun
Maxx Biggs: Hey (friend A), remember I took you out to eat a few nights ago?
Friend A: what?
Maxx Biggs: Yeah.
Friend A: what night
Maxx Biggs: The night we watched a movie on Netflix.
Friend A: oh burger king....ok and?
Maxx Biggs: Okay.
Maxx Biggs: Just seeing if you're (friend A). =D
Friend A: what? why wouldnt i be
Maxx Biggs: I don't know. I just have brain powers. And you're typing oddly.
Maxx Biggs: But okay. =)
Friend A: im sorry i am just hyper
Maxx Biggs: Hahah. Okay.
Friend A: so thats all, you were just checking?
Friend A: are you really maxx? [Am I really who?]
Maxx Biggs: Nah. Just procrastinating.
Maxx Biggs: No
Friend A: omg! you are reese witherspoon
Maxx Biggs: ....
Friend A: i think that (friend B) is losing it
Maxx Biggs: (friend B)? Why's that?
Friend A: he is acting strange
Friend A: he keeps calling me (friend C)[this is just friend B’s way of calling friend A a liar]
Maxx Biggs: Wha?
Friend A: yes he is
Maxx Biggs: Uh...why? O_o
Friend A: well you see, i like (girl B), i want (girl A) and i dont have a chance, and (friend A’s girlfriend) has a b/f. and (friend B) is angry because i like girls
Maxx Biggs: ...wait
Maxx Biggs: WHAT
Maxx Biggs: Who is (girl B)? Why do you want (girl A), and (friend A’s girlfriend) has a boyfriend? O_O [I actually dropped my suspicions at this point. Very unfortunate]
Friend A: (girl B) is a girl from high school that we hung out a lot, and always had a little crush.....(girl A) is hot, but i cant have her, and (friend A’s girlfriend) is dating (random guy 1)
Friend A: and (friend B) is calling me (friend C)[friend C also supposedly dates girl A]
Maxx Biggs: Because you want (girl A)? Heh.
Maxx Biggs: (girl B)...short girl, shortish hair, joined the army?
Friend A: why wouldnt i?
Friend A: NOT that (girl B)
Maxx Biggs: Ah, okay.
Maxx Biggs: (random guy 1) isn't that Marine, is he? -_-;;
Friend A: yes he is
Friend A: but you are thinking of (random guy 2)
Friend A: this is a different guy
Maxx Biggs: Ah, okay.
Friend A: ok so if you were me...which girl is hotter....(friend A’s girlfriend) or (girl A)?
Maxx Biggs: Hahah. You seriously asking that?
Friend A: yes, i really wanna know
Maxx Biggs: I don't prefer blondes really....but I guess (girl A), by a bit.
Friend A: why?
Maxx Biggs: Hmm. Not sure. Why do you wanna know?
Friend A: its all in my head, and i need another guys perspective
Maxx Biggs: Doesn't matter what I think.
Maxx Biggs: But only on looks? Hahah.
Maxx Biggs: Who's "hotter" shouldn't matter. It's the person.
Maxx Biggs: And there are soooo many people, just here in Dekalb.
Maxx Biggs: We should all get together sometime and make you a profile for one of those dating sites. Not the trashy ones!
Maxx Biggs: But like, plentyoffish.com or something. We'll take a good picture and help you out with the profile.
Friend A: no way
Friend A: im into (friend A’s girlfriend)
Friend A: and (girl B)
Friend A: and (girl A)
Maxx Biggs: Hahaha.
Maxx Biggs: Sorry, that sounds funny. =D
Friend A: sigh
Maxx Biggs: You can just as easily be into another girl, ESPECIALLY if she's really into you. Forget those girls.
Maxx Biggs: (friend A’s girlfriend) is only causing you distress, it seems.
Friend A: ok i have to tell you the truth now
Friend A: i am (friend A’s girlfriend)! i am typing you both.
Maxx Biggs: And (girl A), you're right, probably don't have a chance with her, simply because of the fact that you don't know her.
Maxx Biggs: That's what I thought at first.
Maxx Biggs: But you knew how much (friend A) owed me...
Maxx Biggs: And about Burger King...
Maxx Biggs: Which means you had to be getting that info pretty quickly.
Friend A: thats cuz he tells me everything
Maxx Biggs: Oi oi. Hahah.
Friend A: you are so mean
Maxx Biggs: Including his AIM password?
Friend A: duh i am a genis when it comes to computers
Maxx Biggs: I'm sure.
Friend A: anyway, you would pick me...uh! your so dumb
Maxx Biggs: So you're doing this, to what? Validate to him that we're the wrong kind of people he should be hanging out with?
Maxx Biggs: Hmm. Is (friend A) with you?
Friend A: he was, but he has been sleeping for a long time
Maxx Biggs: Man, he does tell you a lot.
Friend A: uh yeah
Friend A: anyway, i am hot
Maxx Biggs: Yup. But you're also a bitch.
Friend A: duh, im a girl
Maxx Biggs: And the world keeps on spinning.
Friend A: yes it does, too bad it stops for you
Maxx Biggs: Meaning?
Friend A: take it how you want it trophy boy
Maxx Biggs: Well aren't you a clever girl.
Maxx Biggs: You don't have to get butt hurt just 'cause I called you a bitch. Seems like you embrace it anyway.
Maxx Biggs: Hahaha.
Friend A: not so haha
Friend A is idle at 7:13:19 PM.
After this, my buddy (friend A) called me up laughing, and he gave the phone to his girlfriend. I gave her a piece of my mind. She tried her best to sound like she tricked me or that she didn’t care, but she seemed really PISSED. I guess I was too, not because of the deception really, but because A) she’s been trying to turn friend A against myself and my buddies for a while. He’ll deny this, but she tries to control 100% of his attention whenever it’s convenient for her, and B) she basically wants to hear that she’s hot from as many people as possible. This was exemplified a few weeks ago when friend A’s girlfriend and her friend briefly met us at a restaurant. This was maybe a five minute social nicety before the two ladies left. Afterwards, she asked friend A what we said about them after they left. He told the truth. “Nothing”, to which she exasperatingly said “What, are they gay?” I honestly tried to like this girl at first, for my buddy’s sake, but I’m done trying now. I have this personal problem: stupidity offends me. Not the kind of stupidity you really can’t help. We all experience that. I’m talking about when you just don’t think, or when you do think, and the whole mess is just retarded anyway. I guess unabated vanity offends me too, and this girl has it in spades. Her image is everything to her, and she goes so far (according to friend A himself) as to yak up what she eats so she maintains what she thinks is a sexy image. I’m not holding friend A’s relationship against him. Hell, even if he ends up “choosing” her over his friends, I’ll just pray for his happiness, and be there if and probably when she leaves him in pieces.
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