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May 26, 2010 - 08:28 AM |
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- Take a big bite of food, start chewing it, then suddenly realize you don't want it and instinctively know that if you swallow it you're going to gag
- Sneeze when you look in the direction of the sun (or when you think about kissing someone)
- Think about something embarrassing or shameful you did months or even years ago and get all sweaty and panicky just remembering it
- See your dog taking a crap and realize you actually love him less because he's crapping right now
- (for women only) hear news stories about women being kidnapped, raped, beaten or murdered and feel sorry for them but do not understand how it could possibly happen in the first place, since you yourself are so badass nothing like that could ever happen to you
- Wake yourself up in the night by suddenly going "HMMPH!" through your nose
- Recognize which of your co-workers is coming down the hall just by the rhythm and pace of their walk
- Lie in bed at night and the scariest scene from any horror movie you've ever seen begins to repeat in your mind and you become 100% sure that the only way you'll be safe is to stay completely under the covers - no matter how hot you are - because sheets apparently ward off all kinds of evil
- Start re-watching a movie you found completely hilarious 10 years ago only to discover you'd rather stick hot pokers in your eyes than to have to finish it
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