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Aug 28, 2008 - 03:41 AM |
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Hypnosis induced orgasm? Uh huh. (Now with link to file) |
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I have downloaded this mp3 file by some dom bitch named Isabella Valentina that is supposed to give you a "hands-free" orgasm. My mind, always one for science, has decided to give it a good try. I'll even lay down and everything.
Findings will be reported.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
In the middle of this hypnosis shit, I realized that Isabella Valentine is Ivy from Soul Calibur's full name. I think this also means I wasn't quite "there" as far as relaxing and clearing my mind. Let's try again. Also, thanks for the pity prop, Thud.
SECOND, MORE ORGASMIC UPDATE
So yeah, I ended the entire session slightly aroused, but I think that was more from Ivy's moaning and voice than anything. I will stand by hypnosis being bullshit while I go masturbate like a normal person.
THIRD, JEALOUSY INSPIRED UPDATE
For a second opinion that wasn't random internet person comment, I sent the file to my friend Kevin. The following conversation ensued:
Kevin: Dude
Me: What?
Kevin: That shit was nuts, I'm not kidding.
Me: No fucking way.
Kevin: My legs hurt so much right now, this is so fucked up. where did you find this shit anyway?
Me: IT WORKED?!?
Kevin: The first 20 minutes or so i was like wtf, this isn't doing shit
Me: I fucking hate you.
Kevin: Probably shouldn't tell anybody about this. Thanks Jess.
FUCK MY MIND
tiny update
Kevin: Thanks though, was definately a new experience
Me: You can give me your little sister as payment.
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