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Jul 27, 2009 - 09:51 AM
Excerpts from a Jean-Claude Van Damme Interview, Playboy, 1995


"In Timecop I do everything - break arms, kick, jump, do a split, do karate, aikido, street-fight, knife-fight. I even fight with tools. Plus, it is an intelligent movie."










"So I stayed away for three days, looking at my dog every day and night, like a detective. Crying beneath my glasses."








"I kicked above his head, like a 6'2'' kick. I impressed him. He gave me his card and said, "Call me tomorrow.""





"My legs are like cotton balls."






"People who train are very sexual - you clean your body from the inside, you regenerate all your cells."






"I know I've got something special. I'm inexpensive and I'm very good. You can make so much money with me, you can make me a star." I was almost in tears and he saw my eyes were real. I said, "Look at my body," and I started to take off my shirt. "See the muscles I have." Then I took two chairs and did a split between them.








Playboy: "You didn't want these women to perform oral sex on you?"
Van Damme: "They were ugly."



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