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Nov 14, 2008 - 01:47 AM |
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Member Bounty Hunt, Ep. 1: Between a Rock and a Game... Place. |
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GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR TARGET
Rockgamer
GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR REWARD
It's his birthday now, but there is no reason for him to celebrate. Because soon we will all be trying to shoot him in the face.
But why?
Community, that's why. This place has fallen on hard times. Rockgamer is a nice enough dude, sure, but someone has to kick this thing off, and better him than you, right? Hunting a human being will bring our fractured group together, all of us working as one to accomplish a single goal: to win seven dollars and thirty cents, and possibly a tambourine.
He lives in San Antonio, and I'm wherever the hell I am. You're right nearby, why don't you just do it?
Look, he's going to be on the run. He could head anywhere. Our widespread community is ideal for rooting out and murdering his 22-year-old ass. Also do you have gas money? Cuz' I have already put up all of my assets as a prize for this event. The point is to work together here.
Alright I'm in! What now?
Begin your search! We know he likes games. And possibly rocks. So, taking that into account, you are probably best to begin your search on rocky outcrops, abandoned dirt lots, and your nearest neighborhood weekend board game get-together. Could be he just likes hanging around the bottom of quarries, so try there too. AIM contacts should hit him up before he skips town, try to get a feel for where he's heading. You'll need a weapon, beer, snacks and a cold disregard for human life.
Most importantly: HAVE FUN!
Also, feel free to make suggestions!
The comments section of this entry should be used to keep us all posted on your progress, clues, and possible whereabouts of our target.
Good luck, and happy hunting!
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