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Jan 8, 2008 - 02:34 AM |
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You'd be surprised by the amount of semen discovered on children's books and cardboard displays of Pocahontas. It's certainly a lot more than you'd expect! The bitch of being the one to uncover this curious fact is you don't know it's there until you touch it with your hands. There has been no word on whether the books used for cum-dumping have a tendency towards being junior fiction, picture books, or pop-ups. My money is on Touch-and-Feel and Dick & Jane books, though.
Did you know about homeless people's proclivity for shitting in and around book stores? Hey, me either! Apparently it happens all the time. And by that I mean every 3 seconds. My favorite story about this occurrence so far has been the one about the dude who did it on the bottom landing of an in-store escalator. Details are fuzzy here, too. Of course, I see no harm really in adding a bit to the story should I ever feel the need to retell it to the uninitiated. In my version, he takes the shit on the top step, and waves goodbye to it as it slowly rides its way down to the first floor.
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