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Oct 19, 2007 - 12:25 PM |
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5 of these are true, 5 of these are Christopher Lambert |
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Goro can be killed. Shang Tsung's power can be destroyed by mortal men and women. You can overcome any obstacle, no matter how bizarre their powers may seem. Only one thing can defeat you... Your own fear.
BEGIN!
1. Brushing my teeth makes me vomit. So I have to brush my teeth again. Which makes me vomit more. So I brush my teeth again. Until I EVEN MORE VOMIT! And so on, until I am crying from disgust and exhaustion, my limp arm struggling to get the toothbrush back into my mouth...
2. I have fantasies about how much fun I might have being a homeless person, while at the same time harboring an irrational fear that average Hobo Joe probably wants to beat me to death with a rusty lead pipe.
3. In 1984 director Hugh Hudson cast me in the title role of Greystoke - The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes
4. I am a close friend of Mario Van Peebles.
5. For a personal message from me, click here:
6. I have a mentally disabled dog named after a character from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer television series, who is right now simultaneously farting and growling while sleeping.
7. This morning I had the awesome idea to eat cheese sticks with marinara sauce as soon as I woke up, which was, as usual, sort of short-sighted on my part.
8. My favorite movie is Mortal Kombat!
9. My feature acting debut was in the 1980 film The Telephone Bar, which was the first time I uttered my trademark phrase, "there can be only one (Telephone Bar!)"
10. More than likely I am in desperate need for a shower.
BONUS. I was once the original actor to play Swamp Thing, but was fired from that role after getting into a fist fight with the director in waist-deep swamp water while still in full costume.
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