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Nov 16, 2007 - 02:36 PM
Assassin's Creed Europen Collector's Edition
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So I went to the store today to pick up my collector's, expecting this, along with some laminated art-cards or whatever.

This is what I got the duty to carry home:


This thing is measuring H: 33cm W: 18cm D: 13cm

Here's the back of it:


I thought the clerk was kidding me, but he wasn't kidding, not at all. He wanted me to take it home. How am I ever going to explain this one to my girl? The clerk had uncaring eyes.

I transported it home. I started unpacking, only to find the box inside the box. You know that extra cover they put around most special editions? I reckon this one is a tad extra special.

If you haven't figured it out by now, the lighter is for you to compare the size.


I've cracked the baby open, and I'm pleased with the pleasant joy of toxic plastic vapors, taking me back to 1989 when I bought my last toy, a Transformer or something. I feel like I kid. Nobody's around. It's so forbidden.

Altair looks like he's got a tan cream abuse problem, but fuck it, I've got stuff! Free Extremely expensive (due to living in EU) STUFF!

But what do I see? No Penny Arcade comic, and I do so love those guys! I guess I can't win em all.
Besides, them internetz has ways, ways for you to uncover those deep, dark desires. I will find it.


Youtube will provide me of the contents of the bonus DVD too. What's on it anyway? I might not care.

I guess I'll play the game now.

Currently Playing: Assassin's Creed? Hell no, I'm hungy like the WOLF.

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