||Sep 1, 2020 - 03:44 PM
||acer is still a madman
Acer is a madman by map car man words telling me to do things
SIX YEARS LATER
I receive a gigantic package that by some miracle does not get stuck in customs.
Though they did not deliver it to my door, I had to go to my local post office to pick it up.
A package I barely get home with help from my parents and their car
What could be inside?
SCISSORS WILL TELL
A ransom note, eh. Well, we'll just have to disagree on those horns, buddy. There's no such thing as too big horns. If anything's too big, it's this box!
Empty packing, ehhh. You may have fooled customs, but you're not fooling me. Why this box is full of..!
maybe it is empty packing after all...
I will accept this gift.
Wait a minute, there's a ton of cardboard here! I've already been fooled! Like customs!
What is this tube? This looks like gun rifling! An assassination attempt!
Why, it ejected a poster! A Gravity Falls poster! Two of them!
Well I barely survived that attack, I wonder if I should look any further.
Why it's a box of bubblewrap! Surely this isn't a bullet!
Why it's an ACTUAL box of bubblewrap! Safety first! This is a strangely safe bullet if it is one!
Now hold on a minute, this isn't a box of bubble wrap at all! This is a figma statue!
This is a present!
Look at this, this envelope of bubblewrap is already displaying its contents. Also not a bullet!
No, this isn't bubblewrap either! These look like fabric!
Man's first video game! It's a history lesson! Also not a bullet!
Yes yes, from stone age, to ghosts, to pirates! It's a history of our kind! At world's end! Pretty grim. These are rad though! I love the ghosts!
No, wait? More history lessons?
Yes, after pirates, there came music! And Bryan Lee O'Malley!
Then the space age! Exploration! Discovery! Bullets!
And then back to video games after eons! I know this one, it's that french series! Dofus? Wakfu?
Oh, it is Wakfu!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
THERE ARE SO MANY OF THESE
A secret code! Encryption!
We will get to the bottom of th-
WHAT THE HELL ACER
oh no look at this
it's a choose your own adventure gravity falls book
acer oh no acer
look at how cool this is
wait there's more in here
oh my god acer legends of localization for earthbound
I've always wanted to read this and never got around to ordering from fangamer because of shipping and everything
ohhh nooo acer this is so cool
ohhhh my god acer nooo
It's Journal #3
This is so cool oh my god
ohhh man it's got stanford's notes about everything
I guess some of this has to be Dipper's writing and Mabel's art? sometimes?
ohh nooo I love this
I always wanted one of these ohhh noo acerrrr
OHHHH NOOOOOOO there's more oh no
It's the graphic novel and a portable black light?
I think it'll reveal stuff in the journal?
ohhhh nooo look at this art
oh no acer i love thisssss
acer this is too much
thank you so much oh no
oh no acer
ohhh noo I still have more to open
why are there so many of these acer
wait what the hell is this
it comes with stan bucks!
and a whopping -12 quentin trembley bux!
what is thiiisssss
it comes with real string and everything
carefully open it
what isssss thissssss
wait wait what the hell
oh my god acer
this is like the super rare collector's edition version of Journal 3
ohhh my god acer
they made like 10000 of these or something
ACER WHY DID YOU GIVE ME BOTH OH NO ACER
ohhhh maaannn look at this
This is 5127 out of 10.000
the highlights letter spell "lucky you"!
how do i
oh no acer this is too much
they have like PHYSICAL photos and notes and stuff attached to the pages
this is so meticulous
I'm guessing THIS book is what the black light is for
acer this is too much
I love this so much but jesus
why are there still so many of these
ohhh noo acer what is this
there's so many
ohhhh what is this
it's something super rad isn't it
ohhh nooooo acer you didn't
it's the Wanderer's Journal and awesome papercraft
you know I love Hollow Knight oh noooo
wait no what the fffff
this is too much oh my god
I always dreamed of getting these but told myself not to because so many reasons ohhh my god
look at these
oh god there's more
Undertale artbook? That looks like the Double Fine Adventure documentary they made about making Broken Age
and a super beautiful Hollow Knight pin
ohhhh it includes the game too
god this is so nice
and there's a.. sticker? a card
SOMETHING WITH GORGEOUS HK ART
ohhhh nooo these were in an envelope toooo
I love these they're so cute are you kidding me
nono no what is this
acer my heart can't take this anymore
there's too much
oh my god
I love gravity falls so much, but I didn't order this when it was coming out because I told myself I shouldn't because it's Region A and shipping and customs would kill me and maybe they'll release a Region B version but they never did and by then it was too late to try to get one unless you went to scalpers
now i have one
thanks to you again acer
thank you so much, this is WAY too much
ohhnooo nonono acer no acer
oh noo the first volume of the legends of localizations
is this what the passports came with?
it's like everything from all three games
and it comes with a little envelope with more art
nooo there's still more
ohhh nooo it's like every book and game and gorgeous anything I've ever wanted
fucking dragon's dogma and Darkstalkers are you kidding meeee
this witcher book is so nice, it goes so well with my world of cyberpunk book now oh god
thank you ;____;
I already told you I'm flabbergasted this thing made it through customs but I'm also horrified how much shipping you paid for all of this
this is so many birthday and christmas presents
thank you so much ohhh nooo
Lucina is amazing she's already on my shelf
Alphonse and Brocken and Griffin and Tali and the amiibos are happy to have her