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Mar 24, 2006 - 07:16 AM
Don't be a dummy, (education inside)

Spare Tire and Slick discovered Bull face down on the bed. Slick missing arms and Spare Tire being very fat and already sitting down, decided to declare him dead. This was very sad, as Bull was the youngest of the group, being a mere eleven years old. So they went to celebrate and headed off to the garage freezer for frozen treats. Even though they had no hope of enjoying them.


"And that's why part of my leg is green"
"I wasn't listening, but great story!"


"GUYS WAIT UP"


"WE WERE HOPING YOU'D BLOODY WELL DIED, UH I MEAN.. GOOD TO SEE.. YO... NO, NEVERMIND"


"What'chu got there Slick?"
"It cleary says 'Safety Matches' right on the box"


"Safety? We'd better test these out, that's our job afterall"
"No it isn't, our job is to fall out of cars in slow motion"
"Shut up. Hey Spare Tire, help me out here"
"Nah"


"WOW, I'm standing right near these lit matches and I'm totally safe! This must be where they got the name from, right Slick? Right Slick? Righ-"


FWOOMF


"Okay so yeah, that wasn't the smartest test ever, but at least I didn't get my head burnt like you"
"That's because you were the one trying to put out the fire with my head you stupid dickhead"
"Well you're a stupid BURNTHEAD, tee hee snort wheeze"


"Guys I started a fire over there with these safety matches, now I'm going to go fill out a form stating I've won five million dollars and a new car, Spare Tire, I'm going to borrow your credit card okay, be back soon!"

LATER






"Hey guys what's goi... No! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!"


"NOOOOOOO.... ooOOOOOOOO!!"


".... NOOO...... oooo .... o...OOOOO!"


Devastated by the fact that he couldn't find Spare Tire's credit card, Bull decided to end it all.




And then turned into a zombie monster thing for whatever reason.

REMEMBER KIDS
ALWAYS make sure you know where your friends credit cards are AT ALL TIMES.


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