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May 21, 2011 - 11:48 AM
Spiders are on a quest to remove my thumb
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Man, fuck spiders. I don't even know where, but somewhere. Just smoosh my dick right into them or something I guess.

So I broke my thumb the other week because there was a spider in my shirt, and I was like "GOODNESS". In my calm effort to get this article of clothing and its resident beast off my body, my thumb somehow hooked onto the collar and bent back at some cool angle. It wasn't until a few days later that I got it checked out, because my thumb had turned a different colour and I found masturbating quite difficult. Very concerning.

SO RIGHT NOW I was reaching under the bed as I usually do and GOD DAMN SPIDER. Swung my arm back like a retard and hit my thumb on the pole thing. You know the pole thing. The stand. Metal. Holds the bed up.

But that spider, man. It's still in here. It'll call its friends. When I wake up in the morning I'll be dead. In the thumb.

Also it's been about three years since I've drawn anything with MS Paint so my skills might be a little rusty, but this is what the spider looked like.



They're the catfish of the sea.

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