It's like looking at a real photo
on the Super Nintendo! I don't think technology will ever get any better than this.
Wait what, where did they go? Why have they been replaced with those things from activity books that demanded you place the correct sticker here? Quite a disaster. Or maybe... g-g-g-g-g-G-GHOSTS!
Okay, right. Off to rescue Chubby. I guess.
Awesome I can SAWNIC BOOM out of my mouth. Wait why is there no path leading to the front door of that house?
And no driveway to that garage? Who built this house, some kind of buffoon? Pah, bur, hmmmppff *swirls wine all over dressing gown*
So apparently not touching that fence in the middle of the sidewalk hurt me as I jumped over. .. WHY IS THERE A FENCE IN THE MIDDL-oh my medication.
Holy shit BIN CATS are the WORST cats of them all.
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN BIN CATS"
Haha yes, now Peter Pan is all mine.
Oh my. Beethoven really should properly digest his food. That's gotta hurt.
Uh ooooooh radical skateboarding kid with the longest right arm ever is coming!
You can stun him with your attacks that bore right through him and break on through to the other side wah wah woooonaaaaooooww, like six or seven times, before he finally literally vanishes from the screen. WOOSH. Magic!
What a zany and or crazy dog, get off there before you hurt yourself on that oddly placed light.
A BONE, did I just find part of Chubby?
Surprisingly, water doesn't kill you in this game. Birds kill you, falling fruit kills you, thin air surrounding fences kills you, but water? Water is an intense power-up!
Now tiny piss ant dogs like this are NO THREAT against the mighty, wet Beethoven.
Ahahaha yeah, that's right, I just shook FIVE drops of water off myself. FUCKED YOU UP real good. Yeah, have a mixture of confusion and disgust on your face.
What the hell is this guy doing, what is
wrong with this neighbourhood? ;_;
Oh right, silly me. Touching the top of that deadly Mortal Kombat style bridge stage fatality spike pit can kill you.
Success!
Sigh...
I sure do miss the Tazmanian Devil on the other side of that fence.. OH GOD WATCH OUT BEETHOVEN.
Hey look, it's that dog nobody likes. Chubby. On the roof.
Whoa whoa whoa.
Alrighty then?
Ahahahaha a pink house. That's awesome. Come on son, let's go before we catch
the gay from it.
Chubby? Are you telling me you managed to climb up onto a roof, but can't get past a bloody fence? Just walk around it, the grass is right there. Chubby? CHUBBY?!
Oh well, later!
DIS BONE IS MIIAAAN.
"Nooooooo, my life savings!"
Yum, fence steak. Beethoven is a lucky dog today!
That's great. I hope whoever designed this place gets shot in the face by an anus apple or something.
Oh, wife! Thank goodness you're here. I found Chubby, but he's suffered massive brain damage. Come quick!
Wife?
.........
.. WIFE?
WIIIIIIIIIIFFEEEEEEE
Turns out I was supposed to pick Chubby up and carry the goon all the way there.
Wife, look. It's Chubby. I know you've been worried about him!
....
No.
GASP, danger straight away! An unsurpervised fire raging out of control!
I'll put it out!
Oh my God.. can you..
Ahahuauhauhauha YES.
Greatest game ever. When I first found out you can actually jump on them I like sat up and got all fucking excited. Pretty much the greatest moment of 2008 so far.
I think he's trying to eat the huge blue block here. Fence steak, apples and Chubby bones aren't enough for Beethoven.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
WHEEEEEE-AW HELL THERE'S A BIRD IN MY FACE!
... Chubby again?
Gotta take him back nooooow.
Oh wow. That's awesome.
Don't worry, it's harmless. We'll just jump over it. Together.
Whoops
